MYSTERIOUS
SOURCE OF INCOME.

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YOU KNOW THIS PERSON.

01 Available on a Tuesday at 11am. No explanation given.
02 Travels frequently. Never mentions work trips.
03 The portfolio is not discussed. It simply performs.
04 When asked what he does — he smiles. Changes the subject.
05 He is you. You are him. This is the coin.
9–5
never
Wednesday, 2PM
location: café. status: unbothered.
∞
sources of income. all mysterious.
0
times explained.

THE EVIDENCE

they keep filming us.

WE DON'T CLOCK IN. WE DON'T CLOCK OUT. WE SIMPLY HAVE THE BAG.

HOW TO BUY

I. Open Phantom. Act natural.
II. Acquire SOL. No questions.
III. Swap for $INCOME on pump.fun.
IV. Close the laptop. Go to the café. Be mysterious.
NO JOB.
NO EXPLANATION.
JUST
THE BAG.
noted.